I’m saying this late at night because I love the folks at Skyhorse Publishing and don’t want to hurt any feelings, but Jesse Ventura’s new book, They Killed Our President: 63 Reasons to Believe There Was a Conspiracy to Assassinate JFK (with Dick Russell and David Wayne) is probably the biggest piece of dogshit garbage ever released in the form of a book. All of the “facts” that are “documented” in the book are from websites that have no reason whatsoever for being used as legitimate sources. I mean, seriously, I laughed out loud at all 63 reasons that former Governor Ventura lays out as his arguments supporting a conspiracy to assassinate President Kennedy.
Skyhorse Publishing puts out some great books, but this one is fucking awful. I’m sure it will sell a lot of copies, but wow. I don’t know what to say about Jesse Ventura anymore. I’m going to try to remember him as he once was when I really liked the guy — when he was Jesse “The Body” and calling WrestleMania with Gorilla Monsoon. His book costs $24.95, so if you were thinking of buying it, I’d recommend that you just go drop $25 in a Port-a-Potty at the very end of Renaissance Fair, then kick it over and light it on fire. Then put the fire out with cancer. It’ll be a better use of your money.
That’s tough to say because it’s hard to rank the Governors of states that you don’t live in. I’ll just go with my personal experience from living in California under several Governors because there is no way that Rick Perry, Governor of Texas while I lived there for a year, would ever make it on any list of mine. And, while I live in Missouri now and it seems like Governor Jay Nixon is a solid executive, I still don’t know a whole lot about him.
From my experience in California, I have a soft spot for Governor Gray Davis, whose recall in 2003 was a complete travesty. Time will vindicate Governor Davis — in fact, I think it has already started to, especially now that we know what we know about Enron and the electricity crisis which was a big factor in Governor Davis’s downfall. Governor Davis was a hard-working, smart, effective public servant from his service in Vietnam to his devotion to California as Governor Brown’s chief of staff, State Assemblyman, State Controller, Lieutenant Governor, and then Governor. With the trajectory he was on up until his Gubernatorial re-election in 2002, Davis was heading to national prominence. Because he wasn’t very charismatic or an inspiring public speaker, I don’t think he the Presidency was a realistic goal, but he certainly could have been Vice President and probably would have been on John Kerry’s short list in 2004.
But Governor Davis got a raw deal from Californians. He became the scapegoat for problems that weren’t entirely his fault and he was the victim of a smear campaign that he couldn’t combat while trying to do his job and that he couldn’t outspend. Plus, he had just won re-election just a few months before the recall campaign got going. Gray Davis won re-election in November 2002 and his opponents decided that they wanted a do-over. And then, in the midst of the circus-like atmosphere of the recall campaign, Arnold Schwarzenegger stepped into the spotlight and the voters of California got starry-eyed. It was a shitty deal and Governor Davis deserved better from California. Yet, he accepted the results of the recall with humility and never said a cross word about it or the voters or his opponents. And he was incredibly helpful to Governor Schwarzenegger, both during the transition and after Schwarzenegger was inaugurated.
Gray Davis was the first politician who inspired me to get involved in a campaign and go to work for a candidate. In 1998, I was only 18, but Davis — the Lieutenant Governor at the time — seemed like the perfect candidate for Governor. He had paid his dues and undoubtedly had the best resume of any Gubernatorial candidate on the scene. I went to a rally downtown near the State Capitol (where the legendary, beloved, and late Mayor of Sacramento Joe Serna stepped on my shoe and then talked to me for ten minutes about public service) and everything that Gray Davis said gave me confidence in him and his vision for California. When I briefly met Gray Davis that day, I felt like he blocked everyone else out and focused on me for the two minutes that I had his attention. As an 18-year-old, that was huge. Later, of course, I realized that all great politicians are able to do that. But I was sold. And I still am. I went to work for Gray Davis’s campaign in 1998 and on Election night, for the first time, I felt that amazing feeling of having your candidate win and it was a validation of all of the work we had done. It was the moment where I got bit by the bug of working on high-stakes political campaigns. Fifteen years later, when I see a candidate that piques my interest, I still get that itch to sign up, start training volunteers, canvass neighborhoods, register voters, and phone bank (okay…maybe not phone banking…I hate that). I’ll never forget that it was Governor Davis that instilled that feeling in me.
I was too young to experience Jerry Brown’s first time as Governor of California (1975-1983), but I knew his reputation and was always fascinated by him. I saw Governor Brown speak a few times when he was Mayor of Oakland and I met him when he was California’s Attorney General and always hoped that he would make another run for Governor. Of course, once he did (in 2010), I had moved out of California.
However, since his election, I have followed him from outside of the state and think that he’s done an amazing job as Governor. From what I’ve seen, he is actually getting California moving in the right direction when it’s seemed for so long like the state was broken and might be too big and too broke and too much to fix. Apparently (and this is from what I understand from what I read and hear out here in Missouri), Governor Brown has done such a remarkable job that some of the younger Democrats and potential Republicans who considered taking him on in 2014 (when Governor Brown will be 76) aren’t even going to risk it. One friend I have back in Sacramento who is a political consultant said that, if Governor Brown were 10 or 15 years younger, he’d be a viable Presidential candidate in 2016 (Brown made unsuccessful bids for the Presidency in 1976, 1980, and 1992). So, I’m going to go ahead and count Jerry Brown as one of my favorite Governors, too.
Oh, and I had no experience living under him or in his state, but I always thought Jesse “The Body” Ventura’s shocking election as Governor of Minnesota in 1998 was awesome. I loved his unorthodox campaign ads and the fact that he was a professional wrestler and the party he had after his inauguration where he wore a pink boa and some of the funky clothes he used to wear. I liked the fact that he was an independent and that he named his autobiography I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed (BOOK•KINDLE) after his famous line in Predator. I enjoyed his candor and thought it was refreshing, and it was fun to see the incumbent Governor of Minnesota not only be the special referee at SummerSlam but throw Shane McMahon out of the ring and yell, “That’s for your old man, you little bastard!”. That’s not something you’d ever see his successor, Tim Pawlenty, or Iowa’s long-serving Governor Terry Branstad do.
So, from afar, I thought Governor Ventura was pretty cool. Then he left office and became a complete nutjob. I mean, he may have always been one, but when he was Jesse “The Body”, he was fun. Former Governor Ventura, however, is totally unbearable to watch or listen to. Of course, everything is a conspiracy to him, so he’ll probably find this post and accuse me of being part of the Illuminati. It’s easy for me to say that Governor Ventura was fun to watch from a couple of thousand miles away, but I’m sure the novelty wore off pretty quickly for the people of Minnesota. And I’m sure people said the same thing about Governor Schwarzenegger.
We’ll stick with Gray Davis and Jerry Brown as my favorites and, from what I’ve seen of him, I like Governor Nixon here in Missouri.
(By the way, Missourians, Gov. Nixon is term-limited, so the Governor’s Mansion is wide-open in 2016. Anthony for Governor? Who wants to donate?)
Man, a President elected from a third party would probably turn out to be a pretty ugly experiment. The actual election of a third party candidate would be a wonderful victory for the American political system, but the actual Administration of a President from a third party would probably be disastrous.
What I think would happen is something similar to what Minnesota saw from 1999-2003 after Jesse Ventura was elected Governor. Ventura really made an impact with his shocking victory in 1998 and his candidacy had invigorated voters and resulted in massive voter turnout which led to his victory of two established opponents from the two major parties. Once Ventura became Governor, however, he quickly realized the difficult of his situation.
See, while Candidate Ventura had inspired voters, Governor Ventura had no base in the state legislature. A chief executive — Governor or President — does not have the power to simply rule by decree. They must rely on the support of their party and strategically use that support to gain legislative victories. In Minnesota, Governor Ventura had no support in the legislature. Actually, not only did Ventura lack support in the legislature, but BOTH parties were largely opposed to him. While he did get initiatives passed and was able to sustain vetoes that he handed down, Ventura had no real advocate for his agenda in the legislature and he had no built-in voting block that he could consistently rely upon. Instead, with every issue, Ventura had to court supporters and build his support from scratch. While that seems like an honorable way of governing, it’s not an efficient manner. Passing bills through a state legislature that way was difficult and time-consuming, so imagine how much those challenges would be amplified on a national level. Governor Ventura was so frustrated by the obstacles of governing without a political base that he didn’t seek a second term.
I think the example of Jesse Ventura as Governor of Minnesota is probably a good one to examine when considering how a President would do if he were elected from a third party. We see every day how it is nearly impossible for things to get done with everything a President does being combated by the opposition party. I can only imagine what it would be like if the President had to face constant opposition from BOTH major parties.