Dead Presidents
By Anthony Bergen
E-Mail: bergen.anthony@gmail.com
Anonymous Asks:
deadpresidents Said:
No, is that a thing? I can’t keep up with you crazy kids and your technology.
I’ll look into the Android platform, but since I haven’t plugged it in a while, my book, Tributes and Trash Talk: What Our Presidents Said About Each Other, featuring over 350 pages of remarkable, candid quotes from our Presidents about the other members of their exclusive fraternity is still available for just $6.99! From George Washington to Barack Obama (and even including Confederate President Jefferson Davis), Tributes and Trash Talk is packed with comments that are insightful, poignant, funny, bitter, shocking, and often downright mean-spirited.
You can get Tributes and Trash Talk instantly via Amazon for your Kindle, iPad, or iPhone. If you don’t have a Kindle, that’s no problem! You can download the Kindle app for your iPad or iPhone right now for absolutely free and THEN buy my book.
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Buy your copy of Tributes and Trash Talk today and, as an added bonus, I’ll be your friend at no extra charge.
A sweet book and friendship for just $6.99? What in the blue hell are you waiting for?!
For now, I will settle for #4 on Amazon’s Hot New Releases list for books about Presidents & Heads of State, but my next book better get to #1!
Then again, you can help try to push me to #1 with this new book of mine, Tributes and Trash Talk: What Our Presidents Said About Each Other. My fans in the United States, United Kingdom, and India have definitely stepped up this week and purchased some copies of my book, but I haven’t gotten any love from Canada! What’s up with that? Same with the Spanish, German, Italian, Japanese, and Portuguese editions. I thought I was a worldwide phenomenon, but I must have been mistaken.
It’s okay, though. The world can still make it up to me. You can get Tributes and Trash Talk instantly for just $6.99 from Amazon for your Kindle, iPhone, or iPad.
Did you get a NOOK instead? No worries — head over to Barnes & Noble and get my book at the same low price, a bargain for over 350 pages of remarkable, candid quotes by American Presidents about their fellow chief executives.
Maybe you’re old-fashioned like me and don’t have a Kindle or a NOOK device, but you still REALLY want to read Tributes and Trash Talk. All you have to do is go download the Kindle app from Amazon — it’s absolutely, 100% FREE to do so — and then you can buy my book and read it via the Kindle app on your smart phone, your tablet, your laptop, or your desktop.
Don’t miss out! After all, I am Chester A. Arthur’s all-time favorite author*!
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*I totally made that up just now. There is no actual evidence that I am President Arthur’s favorite author. Then again, there is no evidence that says that I’m not, so you might want to consider that, too…
