Dead Presidents

Historical facts, thoughts, ramblings and collections on the Presidency and about the Presidents of the United States.

By Anthony Bergen
Posts tagged "Around The Way Girl"
Asker Anonymous Asks:
are you still single? do you prefer blonds or brunettes??
deadpresidents deadpresidents Said:

Yes, I am very, very single.

As for your second question, I believe the old saying is that “gentlemen prefer blondes”, correct?

Well, I am not now, nor have I ever been, much of a “gentleman”, I guess.  You see, I open doors, pay for dinner, walk closer to the street than my companion, listen, smile, and say “please” and “thank you”.  But I’ve never been in a relationship and can’t even recall my last date with a blonde girl.  I have a brunette addiction.  The girls that I’m attracted to can usually be found in the lyrics to LL Cool J songs — give me an Around The Way Girl with a Boomin’ System, and I’m all good.

(Especially those girls who walk with a switch and talk with street slang.  She doesn’t need the bamboo earrings, Fendi bag, or bad attitude, but the lollipop at the bus stop works wonders.  This is still a Presidential history blog, right?)