Dead Presidents

I’m pretty bummed that I wasn’t around earlier when the Jehovah’s Witnesses left this flyer on my doorstep.  I would have liked to have asked them when Jesus had time to go to Supercuts.  I mean, if you’re going to suffer for our sins and die for all of us, why go through all the trouble of maintaining such manageable hair?  From his position on the cross, we probably wouldn’t even be able to see that bitchin’ part that Jesus is rocking.  It takes serious discipline (no pun intended) to attend to your metrosexual needs under such conditions.  

I guess if you’re going to go out, why not go out with style like this depiction of Jesus obviously did and make sure that you use conditioner that gives your hair noticeable bounce and volume even if it’s a windy day and/or there’s a chance of being brutally persecuted and crucified.