Dead Presidents

Historical facts, thoughts, ramblings and collections on the Presidency and about the Presidents of the United States.

By Anthony Bergen


Next time I have sex, I’m gonna cut the power halfway through, then kick it back on, make a furious comeback, and then give three feeble thrusts toward a disappointing finish.

If you’re not following my friend, Keith, you’re really missing out.  

Others who are missing out: Everybody who wasn’t sitting in Keith’s living room tonight as we made inappropriate comments about everyone and everything that we saw from the national anthem to the post-game trophy presentation.

(via keithdavis-deactivated20130410)

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