Please don't take this the wrong me because I mean it in a good way---if they awarded a Pulitzer-Prize in sarcasm you would deserve it. Nobody is better at writing a couple thousand sarcastic words about a subject while being hilariouss and also making a really good point.
Take it wrong?! Do you know how excited I would be to receive a Pulitzer Prize in sarcasm? I’m not even being sarcastic. That would be the highlight of my life.